Dear Customer, we could not send emails to your account in reply to your inquiry. So here it goes:
Thank you for your inquiry. One sad news is, it was our April Fool’s day post that Sumo Rollers are on sale and in huge scale, and in reality there is only one prototype crafted just for the heck of it. There is a good news, though, which is that inquiries like this are pushing us to actually try to make this beast widely available. That shall not happen without better performance, so we are redesigning and researching. We’ll let you know any progress whenever that happens. Nothing would have happened without customers expressing committed interest just like you. Thank you very much.
Masaki Kusahara / NSP